It was a big mistake to tell your mistress Lisa Jordan about your date tonight. She put on sexy lingerie and teases you like never before. Look at your gorgeous mistress and then think about the ugly skank you're going to date tonight - pathetic, isn't it? Well, you'll never date a woman like Lisa Jordan - but at least you can jerk off to her video before your date and when you take your date home tonight your ball sack will still be drained - haha!